Cardboard

• “We’re not destroying your pets.  We’re repurposing their make-up for a cardboard tomorrow!”

• “Oh, and I don’t want to just be your lawn mower anymore. I need an education...If a man neglects his education, he walks lame to the end of his life.”

• This box "is full of ideas...projects...adventure!"

• “I don’t know anything about how to be a father.  I always thought I was just born to swing a hammer.  It’s the only thing I’m really good at.  But what am I supposed to do when nobody in the state needs the only thing I’m good at?”